the benefits of growing older...

1) I feel more secure about myself
2) I have more control over my actions
3) I am a little better read than before
4) I am no longer as clueless
5) I don't need diapers when I sleep
6) I can sleep whenever I want
7) I can drive
8) I can afford finer things in life
9) I have the freedom of choice (most of the time at least)
10) I can start forgetting things and use the excuse "I'm getting old"

It's not so bad afterall...although I do realise that I'm growing hair where I don't want. Kinda weird.

Women see me in a different light as well. I can act childish and immature in front of childish and immature people and still get away with it (since I'd be "one of them") or I can act learned, wise and distinguished and spout rubbish and if I sound convincing enough, the gullible will believe whatever I say.

I speak with more reason nowadays although I do occasionally still spout nonsense.

Men, I've noticed, would go through great lengths to gain the attention of a woman. Well, I'd leave the gory details out but sufficed to say, that I've known many and still know of some that have gone through heaps of trouble only to be rejected point blank. If she doesn't like you, take the hint and move on! Vice versa for women.