Here's one for the cut waste panel set up by the Singapore Government.
I spend 3 minutes a day taking the lift in and out of my house. So, in a week I spend 21 minutes in the lift (that excludes waiting times and I'm basing this on 1 up and 1 down trip per day on average). In an average month, I would've spent 90 minutes in the lift. That means that every year, I spend 18 hours taking the lift just to get to and from my apartment.
Lets take it that I'll live for another 35 years (I'm being optimistic here). I would've spent 26¼ days in the lift. That's almost equal to an entire month!
No wonder people multitask while they're in the lift...
They dig their noses (evidence of that is usually found on the wall with left-over booger stains), pee (whenever there's no "Urine Detector", smoke, eat, drink and take photos (like the one above).
So, what do you do in the lift?
6 comments:
Hey! Not to mention those couples who kiss, hugs and watever in the lift before they reach their floor!
what's that compared to the time spent waiting for u to have coffee with me????????? you see me on an average of twice a week, for like, 1 hour each time.That is, I spent 43,080min a month waiting for u. and it works out to be 516,960 per year. suppose i live for another 30 years. in total i spent 15,508,800min waiting. that's more than half a lifetime. hmm..... time should be spent more wisely..... :P
correction: u see me abt twice a month
Well, you're not waiting for me every minute so...that doesn't count.
'course it does; since i would be wondering when i would be honoured enuf to hv coffee with u, i could not be concentrating on the job on hand. isn't it waiting? in any case, u dig ur nose in the lift, took ur own pic, make phone calls, plan for your day ahead, recall the erotic dream u had the night before, and damn! the door opens just as u r having a hard on. u curse the lift for reaching too fast; exposing ur thots to your waiting neighbours. hahahahahahahaha!
You have a knack for exaggerating :)
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