Penis Envy & Buttheads

What do those two have in common? They go hand in hand! Buttheads have a penis envy problem. Yes. That's what makes them buttheads in the first place. In any case, I've been bumping into loads of buttheads on the roads these couple of days...2 of them were Volvos too...geez...Anyway, back to the "Penis Envy" bit - I think they feel the need to make up for something which is sorely lacking in size and that would be their over-whelmingly small penises. That's probably why they become buttheads in the first place right?

I guess the marketers at Volvo have done their jobs cause these two morons were decidedly driving as though their Volvos were really high performance cars. C'mon...Just because you've got a 5 pot engine that's blown (light pressure mind you), doesn't mean that you own the FUCKING ROAD!

Well, glad I got that off my hairless (yes you heard right) chest. Unfortunately, SY never wants to hear any stories I have to tell of my experiences on the road. Somehow or other, she suspects that I'd be susceptible to road rage...well, make a wild guess why.

T's been calling me asking me to head down to QB. I'd love to go but to be honest, the place isn't all that fantastic. It's the company of JT and T that makes it at least palatable. There are certain kinds of men that seem to think that women are cheap. Of course there are some that would do whatever's necessary to attain their material 'wants' but honestly, if they keep thinking that, the only chance of them getting laid is if they paid for it. Oh well...the more clueless they are, the more saintly I seem anyways.

But I ain't no saint...that's a fact :P